Episode 1
Oh well hello there, my name is Bluebeard Quill, and after many voyages on sea, I have decided to come ashore and meet a …… nice woman. For academic purpose of course
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Well it’s no Picasso but it’ll have to do
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There weren’t any women at Sea, so to see that there are so many different kinds of women is just amazing. If i meet a girl named Brandy I will die, she was my long lost love in the port of Terra. But the sea called me back. Perhaps she will be here one day.
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She came on a summer’s day, bringing her heart as gift from far away. Oh Brandy oh wait no Summer hello Summer, you look almost like my Brandy. I would like to get to know you better
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I don’t care that we’ve just met, I want to spend the rest of my life with you Summer! You make the winter..oh there’s isn’t any weather here, it’s always Summer with you. Winter is never coming!
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So I lured her in with my charm and date skills. And voila, that is french for it’s done I heard, the magic is happening! Our first kiss together. May many more follow. Summer is the love of my live!
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After that legendary date and some more magic in the bedroom, Summer had to go home, don’t know why but I was happy that I could sleep a bit. Perhaps have dreams of the woman who was soon to be my wife. I should call her first thing in the morning and we should just do it! Before she rethinks our engagement.
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Around 6.15 PM we finally exchanged our vows and she became mine! We both dressed up for the wedding. We kept it small, since I don’t have any friends and I don’t care about hers.
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I should paint her, but a strange feeling comes over me. My lunatic self has been going crazy lately. So Summer is a friend of the world. I wonder if she has many ex boyfriends or if she might be cheating on me.She is active, outgoing and cheerful. And she is a head dishwasher HA! She may do the dishes from now on 😛
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I love it when a woman listens to me. And I can see why she is a head dishwasher! Fantastic work honey!
Bluebeard is making great progress, although he is not sure which way his progress will go. He has at least finished a painting so it’s game on!
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Episode 2
Yes I am very happy with my phone carrier? O_o who is this? You do have a lovely voice! Oh you’re married, well that doesn’t have to stop you my dear
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Suddenly I hear a lot of laughter coming from the living room. So I quickly ran into the room to see what was so funny. “This is what you have been working on all morning?” Summer belted out laughing. Well excuse me lil miss perfect at least I was trying to make some money while you were sleeping!
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Summer honey please give me some space! That woman drives me crazy she follows me everywhere I go. I can’t even go to the bathroom alone. And she makes fun of my hard work as a struggling artist!
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Honestly… either join or go away! This is getting ridiculous! I fear winter might be coming for summer.
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Ok that is it! I have had it. No more soup for you missy! Let’s see how well you do without my cooking!
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Yes that food does look rather delicious doesn’t it! Well I am not sharing with you! Be gone demon!
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Ah yes, Jamie Simoliver I love his network, he has so many great idea’s for food. Yes Summer why don’t you watch that for a bit 😈 Oh you’re getting hungry? Well too bad!
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Ah gas and tummy rubbing finally this is going somewhere. I know it might be a bit harsh but that woman is driving me crazy. At least I didn’t put a tumor in her head!
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Oh look honey I captured your inner beauty perfectly haven’t I?
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Oh come on Summer we have company! That sweet teen Maddison isn’t that bad, oh and het last name is Presley! I wonder hmmmmm.
That marriage took a quick turn for the worse! Will Summer find some food or is Bluebeard outsmarting her?
That will be revealed on the next episode!
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